Hurricane warnings. Flood warnings. Evacuation warnings. We don't have to deal with that sort of thing much around here.
Got an email from my mom this morning. They live a couple hundred miles south of here in the oil fields.
They went to the football game last Friday night. They got a rattlesnake warning. There was some construction going on at the football field during the week and they had come across several rattlesnakes. The announcer was warning everyone to "watch yer step!"
What kind of penalty would you call for a snake bite? Ophidian foul? Illegal invenomation?