Friday, December 15, 2006


Headless has been reading about other people's desks. Here's what is on mine:

(In addition to the boring and plebian computer and phone.)

Box of Kleenex
Wonder Woman notepad
A wind up nun that walks and spews sparks from her mouth.
A set of gargoyle pens
A desktop dart game that I use as a letter holder
A veritable bucket o' pens and highlighters (one of which is a skull pen that lights up when you use it)
Business Cards that make me sound like a grown up
Appointment Cards
Stickies (i.e. post it notes and flags)
Steno pad full of phone notes
A Vanilla Bean candle by Henri Rendel from Bath and Body works. (Smells like Carmex.)
A Route 44 Sonic cup full of cherry diet dr. pepper
4 files
1 legal pad and portfolio
A stack of papers over three inches high
A note attached to a mangaled, rumpled and partially missing sheet of paper documenting some sort of community service. The note says: "My mother's dog got my paper I swear on my mother's grave I'm not making this up but the number job where I did it and the nurse I did it with I'm sure can call her and she will tell you and fax another copy please don't send me to jail!"


cheesehead said...

Your desk sounds funner than mine.

(I used to live about 2 miles from the Carmex factory. There's a useless bit o' knowledge for you!)

PPB said...

that is the best excuse note ever.

zorra said...

Please, can we see some pictures of the nun in action?

Headless-in-GR said...

Oh! Captain Wow has one of those "non-zillas" too!

ps - my little verification code is "oaubish", I wonder what it would mean to be "like an oaub"...

Anonymous said...

I can't even start to list what's on my desk. Actually, what's IN the desk would be scary...

Cowtown Pattie said...

You have a way cool desk...