Friday, December 15, 2006

Deskscape

Headless has been reading about other people's desks. Here's what is on mine:

(In addition to the boring and plebian computer and phone.)

Box of Kleenex
Wonder Woman notepad
A wind up nun that walks and spews sparks from her mouth.
A set of gargoyle pens
A desktop dart game that I use as a letter holder
A veritable bucket o' pens and highlighters (one of which is a skull pen that lights up when you use it)
Business Cards that make me sound like a grown up
Appointment Cards
Stickies (i.e. post it notes and flags)
Steno pad full of phone notes
A Vanilla Bean candle by Henri Rendel from Bath and Body works. (Smells like Carmex.)
A Route 44 Sonic cup full of cherry diet dr. pepper
4 files
1 legal pad and portfolio
A stack of papers over three inches high
A note attached to a mangaled, rumpled and partially missing sheet of paper documenting some sort of community service. The note says: "My mother's dog got my paper I swear on my mother's grave I'm not making this up but the number job where I did it and the nurse I did it with I'm sure can call her and she will tell you and fax another copy please don't send me to jail!"

6 comments:

cheesehead said...

Your desk sounds funner than mine.

(I used to live about 2 miles from the Carmex factory. There's a useless bit o' knowledge for you!)

PPB said...

that is the best excuse note ever.

zorra said...

Please, can we see some pictures of the nun in action?

Headless-in-GR said...

Oh! Captain Wow has one of those "non-zillas" too!

ps - my little verification code is "oaubish", I wonder what it would mean to be "like an oaub"...

Anonymous said...

I can't even start to list what's on my desk. Actually, what's IN the desk would be scary...

Cowtown Pattie said...

You have a way cool desk...