Friday, August 11, 2006

This made me laugh...

Chevy Pickup recently completed treatment for breast cancer. For the second time. She got a new guy on probation a couple of weeks ago. She met with him briefly the day of his court hearing. He came back the next week to complete the paperwork.

This week, he had a hearing on yet another charge, which resulted in yet another probation. He had to meet with CP again following that hearing. About halfway through the meeting, Mr. Sensitivity said:

"How's come every time I see you, you got on a different hat?"

CP glared at him and didn't miss a beat:

"How come every time I see you, you got a new arrest?"

I don't think he asked any more questions.

8 comments:

Princess of Everything (and then some) said...

*snickers*

Anonymous said...

excellent.

annie said...

hee hee!

little david said...

Har, har! I can just hear her saying it, too. Glad the cancer treatments didn't kill off her wit. Hey, when are you going to get your two partners in crime to return to Sunday school? Or are they just waiting until I am gone?

Hee, hee! My Word Verification was "elderack." Is this where you store your grandpa until it's time to go out again?

spookyrach said...

ld - I've done my part and called 'em a bunch of damn backsliders and condemed their immortal souls to the pit of hell. I bet that works!! ha ha!

Miss Kitty said...

Whooooooo!!!! Way to go, Chevy Pickup!

I see the cancer treatment didn't dull her razor-sharp wit at all. Thankfully!

MChoateTX said...

very nice!!!!!!!!

Baby Gator said...

I laughed out loud literally!