Chevy Pickup recently completed treatment for breast cancer. For the second time. She got a new guy on probation a couple of weeks ago. She met with him briefly the day of his court hearing. He came back the next week to complete the paperwork.
This week, he had a hearing on yet another charge, which resulted in yet another probation. He had to meet with CP again following that hearing. About halfway through the meeting, Mr. Sensitivity said:
"How's come every time I see you, you got on a different hat?"
CP glared at him and didn't miss a beat:
"How come every time I see you, you got a new arrest?"
I don't think he asked any more questions.