Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Random Wednesday Stuffs of Madness

1. Ester read the previous post. "Poor Katie," she said. "She must have thought y'all were crazy." "Nah, we talk to her like that all the time." I figure if we're gonna have to pay for her therapy, we might as well make sure we get our money's worth.

2. I need more wall space in my office. I have a photo and a painting that need - do ya hear me? - NEED to be hung up. And I've got no space left. (I tend to add and add and never take anything down. It's looking a bit...busy.)

3. A 44 ounce vanilla Dr. Pepper kamakazied on the office carpet this afternoon. Cleaning it up seemed like a waste of time, so Mindy laid down next to the huge puddly stain so we could take a picture of her doing an impression of a murder victim/messy suicide. Then we realized no one had a camera. Bummer.

4. The dog "sits" like a dream. "Stay" is proving more elusive.

5. I am writing this in my office in that weird twilighty time between 5:00 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. when I go to church to eat. This is when I want to go the hell home. But there is no food at home. Sigh...

6. Why does voicemail have to be such a huge pain in the rear? Why can't I just push a button and heard the messages???? I end up returning calls without listening to the message and the people - i.e. Jackson, because, let's face it, I don't return calls - end up being annoyed because I didn't hear what they had to say. Admittedly, I hate it when other people do this to me.

7. Phones in general are a bane of my existence. If A.G. Bell were alive today, I might have to hit him with my car. I hate phones.

8. Now it is late and we survived another Wednesday night service and I'll be damned if it wasn't really good and I'm freakin' glad that I went. Which means I'll no doubt go back again next week. Dammit.

9. It's frosty and foggy outside. Except for the raging sinus headache, I'm loving this weather.

Here's hoping you have a good Thursday! (By the way - I'm in the mood to write, but have nothing in particular to say. So, to borrow a gambit from others, do you have any burning questions I can answer? Stupid questions, even?)


DogBlogger said...

Write something about the dog, Rach! (As if that wasn't a predictable request from us.)

cheesehead said...

Hey, Rach, Jesus wants you for a sunbeam.

peripateticpolarbear said...

Damn church. How dare they?

Presbyterian Gal said...

You can't get mad at the church when they keep feeding you. You have to wait till the Lent stuff is all over.

Yay! Stupid questions! (have careth for whateth you wisheth foreth)

1. What size shoes do you wear?
2. Do you have any extreme sweat issues? (hands, armpits, elsewhere)
3. What is your true opinion of the Teletubbies? And Barney?
4. If teh Rickman showed up on your doorstep offering to whisk you away to a life of glamour and Rickman adoration, would you leave everything and go?
5. How do you fold your towels, if you do?
6. And the clincher: What's the best thing you love about Jackson?

Presbyterian Gal said...

Oh yeah, P.S.

I spilled about our undercover assignment at Mindy's place.

*running to hide while Rach goes to read it*

Princess of Everything (and then some) said...

LMAO....Jesus wants you for a sunbeam. ~snickers~

I am so bringing my camera today.

I wanna know what you stuff your bra with?

Bunny Bunster said...

Why no food at your house?
What is with you obsession for the dead and spooky things?
Granny panties or bikini's?
Bath or shower?
Laundry detergent?
Which side of the bed do you sleep on?

esperanza said...

What makes for a good cemetary?

Grace, Every Day said...

Because I do the church thing for a living...get serious for a minute and tell me what makes you NOT want to go - and then what made it a really good Wednesday night service.

I'll consider it part of my vocational responsibilities to read and seriously contemplate your answers.

Meanwhile, you really make my day sometimes...

Sue said...

Laughing at cheesehead...

Questions, eh? Hmmmm...

Coke or Pepsi?

That's all I got.

Dijea said...

sunrise or sunset?

Bath or shower?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Rachel. Write about why you are sitting in an office with too much "stuff" on the wall when you should be sitting at a desk writing your story of the day???

You are just wasting away that talent...OR are you writing a book? Your memoir maybe? Good thing we have blogs!!!


Janie said...

Who's "Rickman?"

(you said I could ask ANY question!!)