Tuesday, October 23, 2007

How Will I Die?

Oh, ha ha. Real funny.

I'm choking on the irony.

How will I die?
Your Result: You will die while having sex.

Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny.

You will die in your sleep.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will die of boredom.
You will be murdered.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will die in a car accident.
You will die from a terminal illness.
How will I die?
Create a Quiz

Here's the link: http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_will_i_die


P M Prescott said...

Ah, shucks, link' not working. That definitely the way I want to go.

Dijea said...

Is this a downer, or does this make you proud?

zorra said...

Please fix the link!!!

Rachel said...

So I took the test and found that I, too, will die, while having sex. There has to be something wrong with this test because there is no way I am having sex...I mean...I am married.

annie said...

What? You'd rather one of those other options?...According to my results I am going to die in my sleep.

See? You could, theoretically, avoid sex and live a good long life. I, on the other hand, HAVE to have my sleep!

Presbyterian Gal said...

If you are choking on irony you are, of course, not having sex.

My results:
having sex
in my sleep
terminal illness
saving a life
car accident
nuclear holocause

While not choking on irony, I am trying to recall exactly what having sex is. I have a distant memory of something about that involving some kind of ointment, toothbrushing, followed by a time of worry and peeing on a stick.

Princess of Everything (and then some) said...

Dammit, my throat hurts too much to laugh this much.

I mean, you and Randy don't, eeerrmmm....


SpookyRach said...

Patrick - yeah, couldda been worse.

Dijea - Can't make up my mind which was to take it.

Rachel - I'm dying laughing, now!

annie - well, I did always want to be a priest... maybe that could save me from a carnal demise.

PG - oh, man! I am soooo laughing! Ointment! Toothbrushing! haaa! (this is NOT the irony I was referring to, but, oh well.)

Mindy - we don't what? and what's wrong with your eyes? ha ha!

lorna (see throughfaith) said...

ha ha ha

can't wait to see the tombstone that accompanies this


Ester said...

LMAO.......I am taking the test but if the results are like yours....I will not be telling Mario because you know what will happen next!

Phiz said...

what's the expression? - "Or die tryin'!" haha
ok don't take that the wrong way! It's just the first thing that came to mind!

Dijea said...

I went back and took the quiz - and I either die in my sleep or saving someone's life.

I can pretty much guarantee, I will think twice beforeI try saving someone's life.

zorra said...

I'm going to die having sex, too.

That's oddly comforting, on several levels.

jonboy said...

I though being murdered would be a lot higher on your list ...bwahahahahahaha! (or as my daughter laughs "Moo ... ha ha ha!")

Lorna said...

This is the funniest post (and comments) for ages!

Trace said...

Oh my God!! It tells me I will die with a terminal illness. I said no to a terminal illness long ago; when I filed a request to die lying next to my husband, in my sleep...I'm takin' it again until I get the answer I'm lookin' for :)

Anonymous said...

wat is all this toothbrushing???????????ointment???????
peeing on a stick??????????
can u please explain

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