Yesterday was time-change-Sunday. Again. I was late for church yesterday. Not because I forgot to change the clocks. Not because I wasn't dressed. Katie was in Big Flat City with her grandparents, so not even because of her.
Nope.
I was dressed and ready to go with about 20 minutes to spare. (Don't be too impressed - church wear for me consists of jeans, Converse tennis shoes and a clean shirt.) I flipped on the television and Lo and Behold, Spongebob Squarepants was on. And wonder of wonders - it was an episode I'd never seen before!
I was late for church.
7 comments:
You left out the biggest part of that whole story.....
I knew spongebob was evil.
Was it the one where spongebob meets goliath? Or the one where sponge bob survives the night in the lions den?
PCIT - It was the one where Spongebob is the prettiest sea creature in the land and marries the King, but then the King's evil henchman Squidward starts harrassing all the other little sponges and then Spongebob lets his hair grow out and gets real strong and gathers the five smooth stones and five fishes and he throws them all into the Red Sea, which parts and turns to wine, and the little sponges tumble across on dry ground into Egypt.
Where they lived happily ever after, eating mannah.
::weeps::
laffin - as Mindy would say :)
Like Songbird, it is to weep.
(Standing Ovation)
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