Dude: You are rocking the trench coat! You don't see those much any more.
Me: Thanks! I love trench coats.
Dude: I'd love to wear one but, you know, there's that whole 'black guy in a trench coat' thing.
Me: Yeah, I know what you mean. 'Run away! Run away!'
Dude: (laughing) Exactly.
Me: You should wear one anyway. Maybe just not a black one.
Dude: Good advice!