Last night I was wondering around the back yard, watching Jackson work...
Me: Hey - did you see where I put the huge metal bat?
Me: So, you know it's just sitting up there. I didn't wire it in.
Me: And if the wind blows it out of the tree, it's going to totally decapitate anyone in proximity. You know that right? You cool with that?
He: Yep. That's what makes it exciting.
Me: See? That's why I like you.