Thursday, March 22, 2007

I don't even like Steven Seagal.

Last night I wandered into the living room. Jackson was watching TV.

"Whatcha watchin'?"
"Rent and the Weather Channel."
"At the same time?! I'd really like to see Rent, but preferably in its entirity."
"Ok." He switched the channel to CSI-New York. "Let's watch this and you can live vicariously through them and pretend you're an FBI agent."
"Why the heck would I wanna do that?"
"Ok, fine. You can live vicariously through Steven Seagal, then."
"Steven Seagal?? What the hell!?"
"Well," he said, then switched into his best Hannibal Lector impersonation. "How about Clarisssse?"

At that point, I got up and left. He went back to watching whatever he wanted.

Which was probably exactly what he had in mind.


Princess of Everything (and then some) said...

Does his mind every turn off Clarisse?

SpookyRach said...

I'm gonna get worried if he starts cooking fava beans...

Patti said...

Scared of that.

Miss Kitty said...

Rent AND the Weather Channel? Geez, just TWC would be great. Give a beer, sit me down with Stephanie Abrams and Jim Cantore, and I'm just fine.

(Rent is really good, though.)