One a hot day in the middle of summer I set off in search of cemeteries. I stopped and asked these two old guys for directions.
They were pretty unhelpful in a Two Old Muppet Guys kind of a way. (I don't even think they were guys, to be honest.) Still, they had a lot to say and weren't afraid to talk about you to your face.
This was at the back of their field:
I did find a cemetery. At first I thought it was one of the very few I'd ever been to that didn't include something of interest. But then I found this in a far back corner:
It appears to be a primitive rest stop along an intergalactic back road. Notice the little UFO which has crash landed beside it? This is the first cemetery I've found with public restroom facilities. They were out of toilet paper.
By the way, I scored out as Gonzo on the quiz linked above. Are we surprised?