Kate was going to throw away the disembodied Barbie head. Normally that is a decision I would fully support. But after watching Jackson use it to play tug-of-war with the dogs, I realized there was a whole realm of possible uses for the loathsome thing.
Suggestions, anyone?
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that's one HUGE barbie head.
Yep. It's one that you're supposed to put make-up on or something. I think there were originally shoulders attached...?
I'd say skeet shooting, but that sounds really mean.
GARDEN STAKE!!!
Where'd my comment go? I left such great ideas.
*sigh*, here they are again
*wear as a "brooch" to the next parent-teacher conference* (priceless child embarrassment factor)
*Take to market, strap into child seat in basket and talk to it as you shop* (performance art)
*place on desk as paperweight and see what your clients do*
*cut hair short, dye hot pink, gel and spike, pierce nose and eyebrow, mount on office wall in "Most Wanted" poster motif*
Sorry PG - I had to delete the post and start over to fix the photo. Glad you put your ideas back in! Although, they are sorta frightening. heh heh.
LOVE the picture. Think it's funny that pg thinks that you shop!
The head is to big for the barbie car.
I am thinking attach a hummingbird feeder to the bottom of it and hang it on the porch. Maybe black the eye and put rollers in it's hair and a cig in its mouth.
Maybe it could travel to different vacation destinations and send back pictures, like those gnomes. Barbie goes to Big Bend. Barbie at the Empire State Building. Barbie catching a wave at Malibu (oh wait, that's been done).
I think you should take it to cemeteries with you...
oh wait. you did that.
I really love this picture.
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