Oh, ha ha. Real funny.
I'm choking on the irony.
| How will I die? Your Result: You will die while having sex. Your last moments in this life will be enjoyable indeed...hopefully. Do not fear sex. Try not to become celibate as a way of escaping death. You cannot run from destiny. | |
| You will die in your sleep. | |
| You will die while saving someone's life. | |
| You will die of boredom. | |
| You will be murdered. | |
| You will die in a nuclear holocaust. | |
| You will die in a car accident. | |
| You will die from a terminal illness. | |
| How will I die? Create a Quiz | |
Here's the link: http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_will_i_die
Ah, shucks, link' not working. That definitely the way I want to go.
ReplyDeleteIs this a downer, or does this make you proud?
ReplyDeleteHA HA
ReplyDeletePlease fix the link!!!
So I took the test and found that I, too, will die, while having sex. There has to be something wrong with this test because there is no way I am having sex...I mean...I am married.
ReplyDeleteWhat? You'd rather one of those other options?...According to my results I am going to die in my sleep.
ReplyDeleteSee? You could, theoretically, avoid sex and live a good long life. I, on the other hand, HAVE to have my sleep!
If you are choking on irony you are, of course, not having sex.
ReplyDeleteMy results:
having sex
in my sleep
terminal illness
saving a life
car accident
boredom
nuclear holocause
murdered.
While not choking on irony, I am trying to recall exactly what having sex is. I have a distant memory of something about that involving some kind of ointment, toothbrushing, followed by a time of worry and peeing on a stick.
Dammit, my throat hurts too much to laugh this much.
ReplyDeleteI mean, you and Randy don't, eeerrmmm....
MY EYES!!!
Patrick - yeah, couldda been worse.
ReplyDeleteDijea - Can't make up my mind which was to take it.
Rachel - I'm dying laughing, now!
annie - well, I did always want to be a priest... maybe that could save me from a carnal demise.
PG - oh, man! I am soooo laughing! Ointment! Toothbrushing! haaa! (this is NOT the irony I was referring to, but, oh well.)
Mindy - we don't what? and what's wrong with your eyes? ha ha!
ha ha ha
ReplyDeletecan't wait to see the tombstone that accompanies this
:)
LMAO.......I am taking the test but if the results are like yours....I will not be telling Mario because you know what will happen next!
ReplyDeletewhat's the expression? - "Or die tryin'!" haha
ReplyDeleteok don't take that the wrong way! It's just the first thing that came to mind!
I went back and took the quiz - and I either die in my sleep or saving someone's life.
ReplyDeleteI can pretty much guarantee, I will think twice beforeI try saving someone's life.
I'm going to die having sex, too.
ReplyDeleteThat's oddly comforting, on several levels.
I though being murdered would be a lot higher on your list ...bwahahahahahaha! (or as my daughter laughs "Moo ... ha ha ha!")
ReplyDeleteThis is the funniest post (and comments) for ages!
ReplyDeleteOh my God!! It tells me I will die with a terminal illness. I said no to a terminal illness long ago; when I filed a request to die lying next to my husband, in my sleep...I'm takin' it again until I get the answer I'm lookin' for :)
ReplyDeletewat is all this toothbrushing???????????ointment???????
ReplyDeletepeeing on a stick??????????
can u please explain